Saturday, 19 November 2016

Leg 2 Ha-Ha: Bahia de Tortugas to Bahia Santa Maria


With a 3 day respite consisting of minor repairs and sail untangling, catch-up naps, shore exploration, and libations various and plenty, on the morning of Nov 5th we set off on the route to Santa Maria. The start was another rolling one, ending after an hour with the development of a morning shore breeze.  The sailing over the subsequent  hours were described by someone on the radio net as “champagne sailing”, literally perfect, 12-18 knots right behind us.

But despite conditions perfect for marketing purposes, on a sailboat things are never ideal.  The skipper, having been chastened by the flaws of his prior decisions, was told by the crew that they would henceforth firmly demonstrate their resolve against the development of any sailing condition that might conspire towards their later fear or discomfort.  Fair enough, thought skipper, we’ll take it easy this leg – no pushing. 

As a lesson in the battle against narcolepsy that defines offshore sailing, let it be remembered: sloth is as powerful a force of nature as the wind.

As the wind hit 18 knots in the late afternoon, in a magnanimous gesture of conciliation by the skipper to his crew, the A5 kite was dutifully furled. Over the course of the night the wind abated a little, but we still kept the boat moving forward under our easy to handle Jib Top.  It did appear that the crew were indeed pacified by this gesture and they gave acknowledgment by maintaining their conciliated posture through the night hours.  So in their variously prone conditions, they resolutely continued, all through the next morning.

Cried skipper, “we need to re-hoist the kite – the winds have gone light!” 

“We are off-watch” answered one and all.  And so then did Anduril, the Blade and Flame of the West, Sword of the King of Men and Slayer of Orcs, languish slowly, hour on hour – waiting for breeze and crew to awake. 

It is an undoubtable fact that fine ladies and gentlemen customarily awaken late.  At 2pm the skipper finally persuaded the now wakening crew to hoist a kite, which happy condition lasted to sundown.  Alas, this late effort would not be enough to transit us towards a finish that would be again blighted by light night airs. Waking later from his pre-midnight nap, the skipper reluctantly made the dark-hour call to motor through the balance of the route and end the Torture of Transit.  Know Ye All that the powers of Sleep and Sloth call also to provoked Skippers!

.........Greg


Alice flying the kite.





I love the 4 - 8 AM watch!    Always a beautiful sunrise.



Arrived in Bahia Santa Maria.    Out comes the dingy.




Bahia Santa Maria.


Out come the inflatable kayaks.


Another beach party.   
 The rock and roll band and food vendor drove on dirt roads and crossed a river to get here.








Fu$%%#k!

Baja Ha-Ha Leg 1 - San Diego to Bahia de Tortugas


The day began under blue but quiet skies.  The inclinations of the crew towards various night-time depredations had the night before been blunted by anticipation of the coming voyage.  Clear heads and settled stomachs found further solace in flat seas as we paraded out of San Diego with the gigantic Ha Ha fleet of 150 boats.  With no wind at the appointed 1100 hour, the Grand Poobah of the Ha Ha announced a “rolling start” and the fleet was off, motoring on southward headings past Coronado Island.  At 1300 the wind filled to 10 knots from the NW, the rolling start was cancelled, and all over the fleet spinnakers were hoisted.  Our spinnaker was our A1.5, which due to the discovery of a tear up the middle top, was promptly bagged and replaced by our A5.  It was a promising start: downwind sailing under flat seas.  The kind of day they make Viagra ads out of.

The wind built through the afternoon  to  18-20 and provided some time for instruction of the crew new to the boat and for a few ship-board routines to settle in before nightfall.  As the sun set the sea swell was building and the boat posted surfing speeds:  10’s, 12’s a couple of 16’s, even with a conservatively reefed main.  Yeah baby!  But for the crew, perhaps these sailing conditions were providing a little more fear factor than for the skipper…  And as later events would testify, said skipper had made a mistake that was just waiting to provide the sort of hard bite that snakes love to deliver: fast, nasty and full of coils!

Ask any sailor – midnight to 2am seems to always be the appointed hour of trouble. So at midnight it is time for skipper to wake from his nap and begin the witching hour shift. The wind has now piped to +20, gusting 24 knots.  The boat is powered up under the sail plan and there is a goodly swell running.  The crew all on deck are wondering how to sheet the kite?  When exactly do you ease it and when do you pull it in they ask?  Hmmm, maybe it is time to furl the kite thinks skipper, but first to demonstrate: when the boat rolls on the wave and heels excessively, it then powers up too much and the rudder loses traction and comes out of the water, which causes loss of steering control.  To remedy, one eases the sheet to spill the wind and let the boat stand back up.  Then one winches the sail back in to refill it.  Fairly easy to do.

Look, there’s a gust now, see.  Hand me that sheet will ya? You have to let it out quite quickly when that happens…  Sound of wind and rushing water. Oh, oh:  that’s a “round-up” folks:  the boat is now gonna tip way over on its ear – so watch your footing and hang on tight!  The spinnaker now flapping in the wind fills the air with the sort of roar a lion would make, if he was a sail. More instructions get shouted out into the wind. Ease the main, blow the traveller.

In the pitch of night on a boat it is sound that defines chaos, and chaos likes to speak loudly!  Wind, rushing water and flogging sails can make noises that make some people imagine sea monsters.  But a sailboat round-up actually isn’t that big a deal, really.  Ease the sheets, stand the boat back up-right, sheet the sails back in and in a heartbeat the boat rushes forward and you’re back to normal sailing.  That scary lion you heard roaring so loudly a moment ago was not really so close as you thought.  And so it would be in this case, but for that previously mentioned snake...

It is a snake that has eaten a pig.  Skinny at head and tail and fat in the middle.  His name is “Furled Jib” and he lays asleep, coiled around the forestay.  Nothing to look at here, folks - it is where snake usually sleeps.  However, as for most creatures, the sound of chaos can awaken a snake.  And this snake, when he wakes up, promptly reaches out and snatches that loudly flapping kite. 

You all know how snakes like to coil up with their prey?  As it happens, a flapping kite also has a bit of snake in its DNA and it too likes to coil.  If you have ever had the pleasure of seeing snakes make love, the way they wrap themselves up is a snarling sort of affair.  It is really cool to look at, once you get your mind set up to be calmly scientific and dispassionate in what you are seeing. So about one minute after said round-up, and now located on the foredeck, the skipper is gifted with a perfect opportunity to affect his best worldly scientific view while watching snakes copulate. 

I mention that a brave young scientist might be tempted to reach in to the coils and separate those snakes to see what might happen.  But a tired skipper knows when he has already been bit.  Fat old “snake-with-pig” now has a firm grip on “kite-the-other-snake” (or maybe the other way around) and there will be absolutely no separating them without executing dangerous aerobatic heroics aloft while at sea. 

It is now blowing 25 gusting 30.  Shit, we are going to have to live with that flapping mess all the rest of the way to Turtle Bay before we can safely fix it.  Bummer.

And so went the rest of the leg.  With the forestay system completely fouled and with brisk winds prevailing, we sailed thereafter under main alone, supplemented by a tiny little scrap of storm jib tacked to an inner pad-eye.  The skipper had well succeeded in scaring his entire crew and even with a sail plan now calmed down, the coiled snakes on the forestay were eager to keep the crew scare factor up by announcing their love-making session anew upon each gybe. After each gybe first occurs noisy sail flapping with boat-jerking sail uncoiling, followed by new sail snake coiling action in the other direction, taking up an hour or so.

On a happy front, through all this time no one on the boat felt the littlest bit seasick. We arrived at Turtle Bay the morning of the second day and were surprised to find ourselves still the 8th or 9th boat in.  The strong winds had produced a significant bit of carnage out among the fleet.  Some people claimed there were 30 foot seas but having seen the same waters, this claim definitely has the smell of fish story.  Unfortunately, one boat in the fleet had run aground, at a total loss of ship.  Luckily in the early stages of the grounding another nearby boat had affected a rescue of all hands on board, so the loss was merely pecuniary.  But no doubt still a major blow to the owners and crew.

On board Anduril, newly arrived at Bahia de Tortugas, snake charming clean-up efforts are to follow.  The skipper has firmly learned his lesson to never again fly the kite with a furled up jib.  But we are in a big beautiful anchorage, with swimming off the boat and adventures ashore, and our eager to participate crew is waiting to jump into the sea.

.......Greg


Heading to the Leg 1 start at San Diego on October 31st.


A rolling start - motor sailing.


Preparations for Election Day.


Sunset and ready for night watch.


When morning came... snake on snake-with-pig.


Now the storm sail halyard is also entangled.


Can we make it through another day?


Finally at Bahia de Tortugas and Greg starts what will become a 5 hour untangling job.


Gabor, Adrian, and Greg.




"Yes, please, Panga!"     "Get us off this sailboat onto dry land!"


At anchor in Bahia de Tortugas.    The snake tied into submission waiting for calm winds.


Going to town.





The legendary baseball game with the town kids.



Success.    The snake is unfurled and uncoiled.


A beautiful anchorage.


The garbage man.


Beach party.    





Getting Ready for the Baja Ha-Ha

Mid October, after 6 weeks at home in Vancouver, we flew back to the boat docked at the Chula Vista Marina.   The boat was in good shape but covered in a nasty thick layer of dirt carried by wind from the dry lands and neighbouring boats undergoing repairs.  The dry warm weather in San Diego sure beat the oncoming Fall weather in Vancouver.

We prepped, cooked, and provisioned the boat and walked across the border to Tijuana to enroll in the TelCel phone plan and witness the largest beer serving ever.   We drove to Hollywood to attend Joe and Paola’s wedding reception followed by a few days with Gord and Sharon in Palm Springs.    Driving California freeways is not for the faint of heart and we were glad to take the scenic backroads back to San Diego.

We were fortunate to be able to move the boat to the Southwestern Yacht Club, closer to the Baja Ha-Ha action.  We met up with the crews from Prana and One Fine Day and made a few new friends.   I was happy to be fitted with a wide brim sun hat and hi-tech sun protection shirt.  

Adrian and Gabor arrived and got down to the business of drinking and stocking the boat with disgusting Walmart junk food.    We made a presentable appearance at the Baja Ha-Ha Halloween party dressed as Martians.  

……And off to bed early in anticipation of the 11:00 start on October 31st.

Alice.




Left Simon and Gavin hard at work at home.    They are looking after the house and paying us rent so we can.....


.........enjoy double size Caesars at YVR on our way back to the boat at Chula Vista Marina, San Diego.


We had a quick trip to Hollywood to attend Joe and Paola's wedding reception.    They a few days with Gord and Sharon at Palm Springs.


Hike at Palm Springs and view of Bob Hope's house.    I know now why Bob Hope said "If the martians ever came to Earth they would know where to land!".


Greg working on the subscribing to the weather updates.


I cooked up some chili.

Made up 2 large beef stew meals that needed an entire bottle of red wine.   Yum!d


Our crew of 4 dressed us as Martians for the Baja Ha-Ha Halloween party.


Met up with our Monterey friends from Prana.


Gabor and Adrian arrive!

Thursday, 1 September 2016

San Diego - At Last!!!!

We made it!!   After 45 days and 1200 miles we arrived today at our first major destination in our journey - Chula Vista Marina, San Diego.    It has been a great trip for both of us.   We had little breakage and minimal drama.   We are still in a relationship!  Since the offshore leg to San Fran we had pleasant day hops down the coast.   Well almost....   Forget the winds and waves at Point Conception that drove me to tears and the breaking waves south of Monterey it was very pleasant.   Over the weeks we synched into the routine - Greg wakes me up with coffee (gotta love that), we putter, we head out, sail or motor sail, eat, drink, fix stuff, enjoy the tremendous sea life, wait for the kids to call us, make dinner, laundry, meet a few crazy sailors, and then on to the next day.

After the fab Eddie Vedder concert sans TP or sufficient food to feed the multitude at the Dana Point Ohana Concert we headed to Oceanside.  Here we met the stinky sea lion family and escaped only to skirt the US Navy and Air Force all the way to San Diego.    It was an amazing show of US submarines, hover crafts, boats, and helicopters all the way in.    We did a good job of avoiding them cause, unlike us and despite them, they don't show up on AIS (dark cloak of invisibility)!    

We got lucky and had 2 free nights at San Diego Yacht Club.   What a nice friendly club with the best marine stores EVER in walking distance.

Two days after the Yacht Club and we arrived in Chula Vista today.    The Harbour Master, Mike, was super welcoming and we had a few drinks with some 'Harms' folks that sailed down the coast from Port Alberni.   Not related but good Mennonite heritage and they know how to cook Mennonite sausage too!  

Now, a few days to prep the boat to lie for 7 weeks.    Fly home Saturday and looking forward to seeing my boys and friends.



Anduril anchored at Dana Point.



Dana Point Yacht Club breakfast omelette and Bloody Marys.


Really!   Who builds their house on the edge of a sand cliff!


The Dingy!


Super fast US Navy Hovercraft.


Stinky sea lion family. 


Love playing scrabble with Greg!   


Arrived in San Diego!!!!!!   


Downtown San Diego.



Another, another, another US Navy boat.!